BREAKING NEWS FROM THE UNDERWORLD:

Gaddafi has just arrived in hell. Osama just referred to Gaddafi as' FRESHA', Hitler(head boy) has issued orders to organize a welcome bash-lime. Iddi-Amin to host the party:BIG,MJ and 2Pac expected to perform. Fazul the MC. Saddam's attendance not confirmed yet. Guest of honor-OSAMA. Several Al-shabab guards been sent by Kenyan soldiers to provide security.