Today is my first day on national health insurance. I want to do my part to put the country further into debt, bankrupt your grandchildren and destroy our economy. Meanwhile later this month I will go into have my first government paid medical tests. If I do my part as the leading edge of Baby Boomers I will use up all the money I ever paid into the system in the first month.
THANX SUCKAS
Socialism is great.
1 comment:
I've heard that if you bring your death panel a few Cuban cigars and and autographed pic of Michael Moore they will give you a couple of extra months.
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