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One of the reasons for friction among liberals and conservatives is that we often don't even speak the same language. Words can take on a very different meaning when used by the other side, and so to help everyone sort it out, here is a quick list of words and their leftist meanings:
Freedom Fighter = jihadist holding aloft Danny Pearl's head.
Terrorist = anyone working in the Bush administration.
Freedom of Speech = liberals uttering nonsense.
Hate Speech = pointing out liberal nonsense.
Racist = fallback position when you have nothing else to argue.
Intolerant = actually believing that some things are wrong.
Economic Justice = gimme gimme gimme.
Spending Cuts = not as much government growth as we'd like.
Tax Cuts = the worst idea since anti-communism.
Torture = anything causing discomfort.
Mainstream = killing unborn children and men marrying men.
Nazi = anyone who disagrees with me.
Moderate = anyone to the right of Pol Pot and to the left of Hubert Humphrey.
Hero = Fidel Castro.
Enemy = Joe Lieberman.
Bipartisan = Democratic legislation.
Divisive = Republican legislation.
War on Terror = a fake war that unfortunately pummels us at the polls.
Social Security = insignificant problem that will go away on its own.
Welfare = Free ride for the rest of your life on the government... Woo hoo!
Abortion = Birth control... (And the government should pay for it.)
Stolen Election- any election won by a Republican
Moderate = Hillary Clinton...
Social Security = A wonderful retirement plan.
Jimmy Carter = Peace maker and Great President. (a great liberal delusion)
Liberal Media = Objective Reporting
Whistleblower = upstanding citizens who tattle on the Bush administration.
Leaker = dirty rats who try to expose liberal plots against Bush.
Perjury = A good idea if you can get away with it...
HAT TIP TO KEN
6. That Iraq under Saddam would have been impotent and innocuous in the world if we had just let him alone.