Monday, February 13, 2006

Deadeye Dick

So that you won't have to watch Leno, Letterman, or the Daly Show on comedy central here are the Jokes you will hear.  As you know Dick Cheney shot a friend with buckshot by accident while hunting quail.  He's ok.
 
So, here are some Obvious Jokes you will hear that if they tell them you must shut your TV off in disgust. I'm not funny and even I can crack these:
 
Anything Deadeye Dick
 
Having to do with a member of the Gang that couldn't Shoot Straight
 
Why doesn't Dick take ______________ Hunting.  Insert political nemesis name here.  Hillary, Soros, Carter. 
 
Dick should have gone to Iraq because______________.
 
Dick Cheney weapon of mass destruction.
 
The list is long and already tedious.  If you are a member of the joke writing team for any of the above mentioned shows, no joke here, nothing to see, try being just a little bit creative. 
 
They won't be.
 
Sigh.

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