One of the reasons for friction among liberals and conservatives is that we often don't even speak the same language. Words can take on a very different meaning when used by the other side, and so to help everyone sort it out, here is a quick list of words and their leftist meanings:
Freedom Fighter = jihadist holding aloft Danny Pearl's head.
Terrorist = anyone working in the Bush administration.
Freedom of Speech = liberals uttering nonsense.
Hate Speech = pointing out liberal nonsense.
Racist = fallback position when you have nothing else to argue.
Intolerant = actually believing that some things are wrong.
Economic Justice = gimme gimme gimme.
Spending Cuts = not as much government growth as we'd like.
Tax Cuts = the worst idea since anti-communism.
Torture = anything causing discomfort.
Mainstream = killing unborn children and men marrying men.
Nazi = anyone who disagrees with me.
Moderate = anyone to the right of Pol Pot and to the left of Hubert Humphrey.
Hero = Fidel Castro.
Enemy = Joe Lieberman.
Bipartisan = Democratic legislation.
Divisive = Republican legislation.
War on Terror = a fake war that unfortunately pummels us at the polls.
Social Security = insignificant problem that will go away on its own.
Welfare = Free ride for the rest of your life on the government... Woo hoo!
Abortion = Birth control... (And the government should pay for it.)
Stolen Election- any election won by a Republican
Moderate = Hillary Clinton...
Social Security = A wonderful retirement plan.
Jimmy Carter = Peace maker and Great President. (a great liberal delusion)
Liberal Media = Objective Reporting
Whistleblower = upstanding citizens who tattle on the Bush administration.
Leaker = dirty rats who try to expose liberal plots against Bush.
Perjury = A good idea if you can get away with it...
Progressive=Anything but.
HAT TIP TO KEN
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