Funny take on the fugitives from Wisconsin

From an Undisclosed Motel 6 in Illinois

The people, united, will never be defeated — especially with a little Skyline chili and sturgeon for breakfast.

You’re probably wondering why I’m writing this from an undisclosed location (full disclosure: I’m in South Beloit, Ill.). The answer is, I’m showing my solidarity with the heroic proletarian working-class stiffs and Joe Six-Packs who make up the Wisconsin, Indiana, and Ohio lamister-legislator delegations, now appearing on milk cartons across the nation as your various state Gestapo goon organizations try to hunt them down. And all for the simple “crime” of answering to a higher moral authority....................

The whole thing is hilarious.