"January 21, 2013"
..."The Jerusalem Post".....
Yesterday (Sunday January 20, 2013) In Washington, D.C.
The Newly Elected President Of The United States Of America.
After Her Defeating Of The Obama/Clinton Democratic Party Ticket.
The New Republican Elected, Mrs. Sarah Palin (AKA Sarahcuda/Ex-Governor Of Alaska) Issued Her First Executive Order.
As The First Female President Of The United States.
It Came To No Surprise To Those Of America That Voted For Her (77.7%).
That She Would Keep Her First Promise, To Them, As She Finished Taking Her Oath Of Office With Her Left Hand On The Historical Lincoln Bible And A Copy Of The Constitution In Her Right Hand.
She Swore To Uphold Thus Constitution, And In Saying Those Last Words "So Help Me God".
She Added Her Own Words, "In The Name Of Jesus Christ Our Lord".
The Crowd Of Millions Of All Races Of Americans That Gathered For This Historical Moment In America's History, In Washington, D.C..
Roared With One Voice Of Unity The Universal Word " Hallelujah'.
This Seemed Fitting To This Reporter.
Since It Was Sunday, The American's Normal Day Of Worship Of Their God & Ours.
Then In The Crowd One Lone Mexican/American Woman, A "Naturalized Citizen" Started Chanting, "Senora Sarah...Sarah...Sarah.....Sara
Within Seconds The Mass Of Millions Were Calling Out The Newly Elected President's Name.
This Reporter Never Heard Such A Vocalization As This.
The Only Thing That Can Be Compared To The Noise, Was The Roar Of Niagara Falls, This Reporter Heard Once While Visiting The Site.
With The Motion Of Her Hand She Tried To Quail The Crowd's Attention.
But, They Just Got Louder Due To The Fact That Mrs. Palin Was Holding A Copy Of The Constitution In Her Hand At The Time.
Once Realizing This.
She Handed The Document To The First Woman Vice-President Michelle Bachmann.
Who In Turn Unrolled The Document And Ran From One End Of The Podium To The Next End And Back Several Times With The Document Held Out In Front Of Her Showing The Crowd And Pointing At It With Her Left Index Finger.
Shouting While Quoting The Words,"WE THE PEOPLE, WE THE PEOPLE !!!".
After About 20 Minutes, This Jubilant Crowd, Finally Gave In To The Waves Of Mrs. Palin's Hands To Calm Down.
She Then Began To Speak These Words.
Pausing At Times, As The Crowd Applauded Her, America And Yelled Praises To God.
As They Hung On To Each And Every Word She Had To Say.
"I Promised You ......... As I Was Running For President Of These United States..........
That I Would Keep My Promises ......... And I Will Do Such......... For The Promises I Made Not Only To You......But, Were Made With An Oath Unto GOD Too...........One Of Those Promises Will Take Effect Immediately..........Of Rounding Up And Deportation Of Those That Have Been A Threat To Our Nation........ Those Of The Illegal Alien Status & Of Islamic Or Any Terroristic Nature Toward Our Nation.
But, There Was One Secret Surprise Promise ........ That I Said I Would Tell You ......After I Took My Oath Of Office As President.........And I Will Sign It As My First Executive Order ........ Signing It Here In Front Of You And Act Upon It Immediately.
At Those Words Mrs. Palin Took A Pen From Mrs. Bachmann And Signed The Document.
Then Handed It Over To The Secretary Of State, Alan Keyes And Told Him.
"Now Go Do Your Job."
The Crowd Was Dumbfounded To What The Order Was.
When President Palin Stepped Up To The Microphone And Said.
"I Just Gave My First Order ....... As Commander-In-Chief To Two Great American Patriots.......Our New Secretary Of State, Allen Keyes & Another Great Patriot We All Have Confidence In, The Head Over Homeland Security ....... The Newly Promoted 5 Star General And Over The All The Armed Forces, General Allen West, To Track Down & Arrest ........ Those Traitors Of These United States .........During The Last 4 Plus Years & Many Years Beyond.
Those Of The Congress, .........The Supreme Court,.........Other Court Systems.......And Some Former Presidents Are Included In This Order......Those Who Sided With The Enemies Of America....... All Will Come Before Our Court Systems In Israel & America......And I Guarantee ........ They Will Be Prosecuted To The Maximum Penalty That Our Two Nations Laws Allow....... Weather It Is Imprisonment Or Death.......
It's My ....... Understanding.........That Word Was Leaked Out ....... And Some Have Fled Our Nation To Mexico & Lands Beyond Our Shores........... But, We Shall Prevail And .......Bring Them To Justice."
Then She Continued, "I Have But Two More Things To Say........Then We Must Leave This Celebration & Get Down To Business......... First...... Hope & Change Stops Here....... This Constitution (Holding Up The Document) Is Just Fine .......The Way Our Forefathers Wrote It Up."
The Crowd Roared.
Then Slowly Began To Calm Down To Hear Every Word Mrs. Palin Had To Say.
"Barack Hussein Obama's Name ........ And All He Did To Our Nation ....... The Lasted Four Years Are Now ....... And Forever Null & Void........ They Will Be Deleted From Our History ...... This Will Be Done !!!"
"My Bloodhounds,.......... Those Of America's Friends In The Nation Of Israel, ...... Are At The Present Moment.......Tracking Him Down In Kenya, To Where He Fled Over A Month Ago."
He Thought He Would Be Safe ........ And Get Away With What He Did To Us ..... All Of Us, In This Great "GOD" Given Nation Of America.......
Well,...... Not When This Hockey Mom ........ Is In Charge Of The Puck. Enjoy Your Nation's Victory.......God Bless America......God Bless Israel........God Bless You."
With That She Turned And Walk With Mrs. Bachmann, At Her Side, To The Limo.
Then On To The White House.
While The People Of The United States Continued The Celebration, Way Past Midnight, Singing The Words Of The Old Songs, "The Battle Hymn Of The Republic", "This Land Is Your Land", "God Bless America" & Many Other Patriotic Songs.
This Reporter Has Never Seen Such Freedom & Jubilee In America's National Capitol As He Has Seen This Day.
This Morning, As The Sun Came Up, In A Village, In Kenya.
Israeli Commandos Captured Barry Soetoro Hiding In A Cave Near His Grandmother's House.
The Former President Gave Up Peacefully With No Resistances.
It Was Said He Started To Cry And Pray To allah.
When One of The Female Commandos Told Him To "Shut His Mouth".
He Then Stopped And Lowered His Head Into His Hands.
A Defeated Man.
He Is In A Israeli Jail In Jerusalem Waiting For Transport To The Newly Restored Gitmo In Cuba.
He Is To Join Others That Are There At The Present.
Including The Recently Captured By The Israeli Defense Force.
The Fugitive Osama Bin Laden And Many Other Of His Cohorts Of The "New World Order" And Other Head Terrorists That Has Been Caught In The Last 6 Months By The I.D.F......
Reported By: Benjamin Davidson, Tele Aviv, Israel
Of Course We All Know This Is Just A Tale.
A Dream Of Many, If Not All, True Patriotic Americans.
And Many In Israel.
But, All I Can Say Is.
We Can Dream, ........... Can't We ???
For Dreams Do Come True.
LOL
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