I get some Strange Emails

You do too. Mostly about enlarging bodily members.

But today I got one from a Carlos Guzman. He was hawking a stock (I think). I'm not sure of the topic. He also included some philosophy. So stock picks by a philosopher. They are kind of thought provoking however:

• Conceal a flaw, and the world will imagine the worst.
• Television has raised writing to a new low.
• Guilt is a rope that wears thin.
• It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.
• The world belongs to the enthusiast who keeps cool.
• Streets full of water; please advise.
• Truth is beautiful, without doubt; but so are lies.
• When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
• When women kiss, it always reminds me of prizefighters shaking hands.
• The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
• It is only the first step that is difficult.
• We don't get offered crises, they arrive.
• To generalize is to be an idiot.
• Visions come not to polluted eyes.
• Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.
• Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
• We're all in this alone.

Honestly I don't agree with that last one, but the others are food to chew on.