I am perplexed that so many of my friends are against a mosque being
built near Ground Zero. I think it should be the goal of every American to
be tolerant. The mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote
tolerance.
That is why I also propose, that two gay nightclubs be opened next door to
the mosque thereby promoting tolerance within the mosque. We could call the
clubs "The Turban Cowboy" and "You Mecca Me So Hot".
Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork and have an
open barbecue with spare ribs as its daily special. Across the street a
very daring lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret” with sexy
mannequins in the window modeling the goods.
Next door to the lingerie shop, there would be room for an Adult Toy Shop
(Koranal Knowledge?), its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other
side a liquor store, maybe call it "Morehammered"?
If you agree in promoting tolerance and you think this is a good plan,
pass it on.
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