A shortcut to a powerful Ministry Bio, feel free to use it:

"(Insert your name here) is an Apostolic Prophet and Evangelistic Revivalist Teacher who pastors and leads revivals internationally. While he/she spends most of his time as a renowned conference speaker and worship leader, ...speaking with some of the greats of our day like Bill Johnson and Heidi Baker, he prefers to spend his time in fasting, prayer, and intimate communion with our Lord.

He/she has taken multiple trips to Heaven where the Lord has imparted to him/her a vision for the End Times Harvest and has given him/her timely strategies for destroying principalities of darkness, and speaking those strategies before kings and rulers to cause massive shifts in nations all over the world.

He/she has received impartation personally from (list at least 10 big
names here), and his/her Joshua anointing breaks people through to
cross into their 'promisedland'. He/she also carries an Elisha Anointing for the double portion of miracles, signs, and wonders, and all who become partners with his/her ministry automatically come under this apostolic mantling in the Spirit. Those who partner for at least $100 per month will receive a monthly personal prophecy of future
prosperity. He/she is also available for booking of conferences and other speaking engagements through his website, www.ElevateMeNow dot com"

Hat tip to Michael King

I could never write something this good