Why do I have to??

I would really rather not have to be in the position of defending my constitutional rights. I thought I hired someone to do that for me. Wasn't there an oath all these clowns took? I think I saw it on TV. Every government employee, senator and congressman and all the presidential people including the POTUS should be forced to wear a clown suit as long as they are in the government (the first lady doesn't have to). That will keep it all in perspective.