Groundhog Day’s Punxsutawney Phil Commits Suicide After Seeing Four More Years of Obama

From Duh Progressive

Less than 24 hours after declaring he did not see his shadow but did see four more years of an Obama in office, Punxsutawney Phil, the famed weather-forecasting groundhog of Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania, has been found dead in the town’s square.  Adding to the shock and tragedy of Punxsutawney Phil’s death is its apparent cause: suicide, and the reason for it.