Thursday, April 02, 2020

Fully Borrowed but Brilliant

From People's Cube

The unwashed masses will come out of this quarantine thoroughly washed, smelling of hand sanitizer, and with the realization that governments cannot be relied upon to protect and provide in a time of need, and that to be self-reliant is a better and safer way to go. With each passing moment, millions of idle minds around the world are getting infected with these and similar thoughtcrimes, which is worse than the very virus that had caused them to stay indoors and have idle thoughts.

By the time the pandemic is over, everyone will be convinced that…

  1. Open borders are a menace.
  2. Globalization is a menace.
  3. Public transportation is a menace, while private cars keep families safe.
  4. Public schools are a menace.
  5. Homeschooling is great.
  6. Gun owners have fewer anxieties to deal with during a crisis.
  7. Hollywood is a bunch of nincompoops.
  8. The mainstream media is a useless menace.
  9. Communists can't be trusted and are a menace.
  10. Capitalist enterprise reacts to emergencies faster and more efficiently, while the obstructionist bureaucracy is a menace.
  11. All essentials must be manufactured within our own borders.
  12. A businessman makes a better president than a career politician.

The newly washed masses won't say it for the record, but in their gut they will know that the truth is the exact opposite of what the progressives had been trying to convince them for decades. Thus the pandemic will have wiped out not just the country's economic gains in the last three years, but also the indoctrination gains this Party organ had made in the last fifteen years of speaking the current truth.

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