How to Make Conservatives Less Angry

I thought this was REALLY FUNNY and TRUE…. Read the whole thing at the link.

Making Conservatives Less Angry

Advice to liberals about how to calm down those dangerous, racist, angry, fire-breathing right-wingers.

by Frank J. Fleming


Conservatives are very angry these days. I haven’t seen conservatives this angry since the last time a Democrat was president. So the anger is probably because the president is black. While that might not seem so bad, conservative anger could lead to something disastrous: their mobilizing to vote against Democrats.

If that occurs, what happens to the Democrats’ dream of spending lots of money on seemingly random things? One day the American people will become enlightened enough to surrender democracy to their betters, who would give them such rewards as free (FREE!) health care, but until then conservative anger has to be dealt with. If not, crazy people like Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck will force absolutely anyone who happens to be an avowed Communist out of public office.

READ THE WHOLE THING…It will make you smile or wince depending.