Take your net worth, divided by your age, times your IQ.
Then add 10 if you are white, middle class, male.
Minus the number of times you have been overdrawn in the last yr.
If a member of service club, country club, fraternity, or a military vet, add 20 for ea.
Add 30 for ea. college degree you have.
Add 10 for ea. legitimate child you have born and raised or are raising.
Subtract 5 for ea. illegitimate or non raised child.
Subtract 20 for ea. divorce you have had.
Subtract 1 trillion for ea. and every sin you have committed.
Scores of 1 or more will get you into heaven.
And That's YOUR ACHIEVEMENTS WITHOUT THE CROSS
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Haw! So if your black, lower class and female it will cost you a minus 1,000,000. I love your casual racism, Gene.
The Heretic
Heretic, you didn't even read the point of the post... I guess that would hurt too much...And the math is wrong
The Cross + Your fear of death = Gullible Christians belief in a theme park called Heaven.
The Heretic
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