Saturday, January 09, 2010

Anti-Terrorist Implant

THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP


Intended to be implanted solely in terrorists.

The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead.

When properly installed, it will allow the one implanted, to speak directly to God.

It comes in various sizes:
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The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician.

The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches and nausea, are temporary. Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.

Please enjoy the security we provide for you.
Best regards,

The United States Marine Corps

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