Wednesday, January 06, 2010

A funny email from BEN

Terrorist Groups Operating in Churches
Latest news reports are that five terrorist cell groups have been operating in many of our churches. They have
been identified as: Bin Sleepin, Bin Arguin, Bin Fightin, Bin Complainin, and Bin Missin. Their leader, Osama Bin Lucifer, trained these groups to destroy the Body of Christ. The plan is to come into the church disguised as Christians and to work within the church to discourage, disrupt, and destroy.
However, there have been reports of a sixth group. A tiny cell, known by the name Bin Prayin, is actually the only effective counter terrorism force in the church. Unlike other terrorist cells, the Bin Prayin team does not blend in with whomever and whatever comes along.

Bin Prayin does whatever is needed to uplift and encourage the Body of Christ. We have noticed that the Bin Prayin cell group has different characteristics than the others. They have Bin Watchin, Bin Waitin, Bin Fastin, and Bin Longin for their Master, Jesus Christ to return.
To which cell group do you belong?

And guess what. No church is exempt. However, you can spot them if you "bin lookin".

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

This is a humorous story that makes a very good point for all of us. But it does bring into play a common misconception among Christians. There is only one reference in the entire Bible to Lucifer, and it doesn't refer to Satan. It appears in the 14th chapter of Isaiah. One of the rules of Bible study is the one of "text and context." The entire chapter must be taken in context, not just the 12th verse. After reading this chapter, can you identify the person it's refering to?