Drunken Driving

I was picked up for Drunken Driving last night. Coming home from GWMI at about 1 in the morning suddenly there were red lights behind me. I pulled over. The police man quizzed me on where I had been. Church. Had I been drinking? I said yes but not alcohol. Then I explained. JESUS. He asked "what kind of a Church is THAT"? I just said pentecostal and endured an eye roll. I have the feeling I'm the the first drunk in the Spirit he arrested. He gave me a warning. I guess I'll have to sober up today. OR NOT. Maybe I'll frame it. It's been a long time since I've been that drunk.