"The economy is so bad that: I received a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. A picture is now only worth 200 words. Finally, I called the Suicide Hot-line, got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck..." Sounds like a Rodney Dangerfield bit, doesn't it?