If I had a million...

Syria, Bengazi, Girls in Nigeria, Ukraine, Terror for Traitor Trade, Vet Admin and a hundred other catastophes. I know what would solve everything. Hashtags. "If I had a Million Hashtags" sung to the tune of this song:
http://youtu.be/5zYpqQW8CwI

Barenaked Ladies If I had a Million dollars Live 01/15/07

BNL doing there big hit nice and loose as we set sail.