Canada’s version of David Letterman's Top 10. Just makes you wanna shake your head in disbelief.
This is Canada's Top Ten List of America's Stupidity.
Of course we look like idiots .... because we are.
Number 10 Only in America could politicians talk about the greed of the rich at a $35,000-per-plate Obama fund-raising event.
Number 9 Only in America could people claim that the government
discriminates against black Americans when the President is black, the
Attorney General is black, and roughly 20% of the federal workforce is
black. While only 14% of the population is black, 40+% of all federal
entitlements go to black Americans – three times the rate that goes to
whites, five times the rate that goes to Hispanics!
Number 8
Only in America could the two people most responsible for the tax
code--Timothy Geithner (former head of the Treasury Department) and
Charles Rangel (who once ran the Ways and Means Committee)--BOTH turn
out to be tax cheats who are in favor of higher taxes.
Number 7
Only in America can terrorists kill people in the name of Allah and the
media reacts by fretting that Muslims might be harmed by the backlash.
Number 6 Only America would make people who want to immigrate and
become legal American citizens wait for years in their home countries
and pay tens of thousands of dollars for the privilege, while anyone who
sneaks into the country illegally just 'magically' becomes an American
citizen (probably should be number one).
Number 5 Only in
America could people who believe in balancing the budget and abiding by
the country's Constitution be thought of as EXTREMISTS.
Number 4 Only in America do people need to present identification to cash a check or buy alcohol, but not to vote.
Number 3 Only in America could people demand the government
investigate the oil companies to see if they are gouging the public
because the price of gas went up, when the return on equity invested in a
major US oil company (Marathon Oil) is less than half of a company
making tennis shoes (Nike).
Number 2 Only in America could
the government collect more taxes than any nation in recorded history,
spend a trillion dollars more per year--for a total expenditure of 7
million dollars PER MINUTE--and complain that it doesn't have nearly
enough money.
And Number 1 Only in America could the
rich people, who pay 86% of all income taxes, be accused of not paying
their "fair share" by people who don't pay any income taxes at all.
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