Saturday, September 19, 2015

This be talk like a Pirate Day

I will do me best t' talk like a pirate from time t' time. I know it must be entertainin' since so many do it. So here's me best shot.

If I were to post a current news story in pirate, this is how it comes out:

Defense Obama nominates openly gay man t' lead Arme

President Obama be nominatin' Eric Fannin' t' be t' next Arme secretary. If confirmed by t' Senate, Fannin' would be t' first openly gay person t' lead a branch o' t' armed services. “Eric brin's many years o' proven experience and exceptional leadership t' this new role,” Obama said in a statement. “I look fore t' workin' with Eric t' keep our Arme t' very best in t' world.

Fannin' has served as t' deputy undersecretary and deputy chief management officer for t' Department o' t' Navy, deputy director o' t' Commission on t' Prevention o' Weapons o' Mass Destruction Proliferation and Terrorism, undersecretary o' t' Air Force, and later as t' actin' U.S. secretary o' t' Air Force. Most recently he served as chief o' staff t' t' secretary o' Defense and actin' undersecretary o' t' Arme.

Gay starboards groups heralded t' news o' t' nomination and urged Congress t' confirm him swiftly.


Even in pirate it's a really bad idea... 

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