A Sharp Tool Wrongly Implemented

I like the cut of this guy's jib, even if he doesn't know where the caps button is on his keyboard and he speaks in the Royal WE. He's still nailing it by calling Jon Stewart for what he is:

jon stewart is a tool. he's your standard east coast-bred, son of a college professor, limousine liberal with an ego the size of all outdoors who thinks he's smarter than everyone. his modus operandi has been to mock the right at all opportunities and attack anyone with whom he disagrees. he's a hypocrite who castigates others for shoddy journalism while engaging in the same methods himself. we don't buy the excuse that his show is a satire because he has repeatedly stepped out of that role to directly take aim at his opposition. sure, his monlogues are winking and sarcastic, but his interviews are full of the shortcuts, red herrings, and shouting matches he decries in others. we wish he would just shut up and stick to his show to we can go back to ignoring him.

we're done now. please forget that we ever got this riled up over something so minor, but also do us a favor and think for yourself. jon stewart might not think you're capable, but we do.