Gettlefinger Motors Marketing Strategy

Now that the UAW owns GM they have changed the marketing strategy to the six step program:

1. A union thug will show up at your door.
2. He will inspect your current automobile for trade value.
3. He will hand you a contract to sign. You will buy a car.
4. You will be assigned the car they decide you should have.
   
5. If you don't agree Vito will break your kneecaps.
6. They don't care if you can afford it or make the payments. That's the banks problem. Barney Frank insists that in the interest of the hard working Americans banks will be forced to supply the money to the buyers, even if they don't want the car. See Housing for an example.

In order to make selection easy, they will build one model, one style, one engine, one color.

Just like they did in east Germany.

SOCIALISM, MAYBE THIS TIME IT WILL WORK