Saturday, July 25, 2009

Dem's 58 - Repubs 0 Who will Win?

There’s a minute and a half left in the game, the Dems are on the one yard line and goal to go first down.

But, wait, Offensive Coordinater Rush says, we can win this thing. Coach Levin says, don’t forget the basics. Defensive Coordinator Steel says to Assistant Coach Hannity, let’s not lose our focus.

The clock ticks. The crowd roars.

The ball is snapped.

How do you think this game will end??

And that’s why today I am ashamed to be a Republican. We NEVER even got in the game. We never took part. The other team ran right over the top of us and we harped about it all to the reporter on the sidelines. Waaaaa

It’s over boys and girls. The game has been lost.

There were more important bowl games we could have played in where we might have won. Seems like we did OK with Cap and Trade. That minimum wage bowl was a loss. Stimulus bowl was a blowout and we got stomped.

So we lose and lose and lose. Not much of a team. Lousy coaches.

Just like the Cubbies. wait’ll next year. (election)

It’s just me and I’m no sports expert but just MAYBE we should start looking for new coaches. MAYBE we should start betting on the Jockey and not on the horses. Worked in the Triple Crown this year. We have no clear thinking leaders.

We have the primrose path laid out by the coaches. I’m not so sure I want to go down that one any more. It’s just lose lose lose. Not a great record.

So, now when you take your kid into Obamaclinc and they give him Nyquil for whooping cough and send you home (but it was free) think about who you will blame. Don’t blame Obama. He won.

It is the team that lost and the coaches therewith that I blame. The other side won and we lost. We are such doofuses.

Sometimes Republicans and many conservatives are absolutely tone deaf in the public forum.

Harrumph.

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