Wednesday, November 16, 2011

How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

a.....Charismatic: only one, hands already in the air.
b.....Pentecostal: Ten. One to change the bulb,and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
c.....Presbyterian:none. The lights will go on and of at predestined times.
d....Catholic: none.Candles only.
e....Baptist: at least 15 -one to change the light bulb,and 3 committees to approve the change and to decide who brings the fried chicken & potato salad
f....Mormon: 5. One to change the light bulb and 4 wives to tell him how to do it.
g...Amish: what's a light bulb?

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