It seems in this day and time you can't go into an area dominated by a woman without detecting the 'aroma' (odorous terribilis) of some kind of bizarre scented candle. Everything from 'Boisonberry Vanilla Potpourri' to 'Spice Orange Jasmine Chocolate'. Sometimes it gives me a headache!
Well, it's about time men had their own scented candles. Below you will find a few scents men would appreciate.
ATTENTION WOMEN: I know a few of you will understand these. Most of you won't.
SCENTED CANDLES FOR MEN
'62 Chevy truck - Interior and Exhaust
Spent Gunpowder
Wet Dog (only if it's your own dog)
Frying Bacon (actually, a lot of different fried foods)
Wood Smoke
Chainsaw Exhaust
Ozone (arc welder, of course)
Acetylene
Freshly Moved Dirt
Rubbing Alcohol
Sale Barn
Silage
Sawdust
New Tires
Hot Metal
3 Year Old Cap
Ammonia Fertilizer (light, of course)
Burning Grass or Leaves (not that 'pot' crap, either!)
Alfalfa
Firecrackers
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