Saturday, June 07, 2014

GUILTY

I have discovered by the media, liberals, racists, politicians and education that I alone am responsible for all the evil in the world. I am guilty of being:

  • White 
  • Male
  • Middle Aged 
  • American 
  • Middle Class 
  • Conservative 
  • Christian 
  • Heterosexual 

SO if I have caused you inconvenience by being me.. I do not repent.

Like Popeye said .. "...I yam wot I yam And that's all wot I yam..."

1 comment:

Fallout said...

You should feel horribly about yourself for not at least having white guilt.
Try it out first and let me know if you feel better.