Teamwork.

I was in this grocery...their butcher had put bacon on top of the little ground round patties he was frying up for samples. When I passed by he was putting the burgerettes on a plate and had pushed the bacon off to the side...then I saw him go for the wastebasket.
I was horrified.

so I looked at him and said "You're not throwing that bacon away. Tell me you aren't." He said "I am."

"Sir," says I, "give me 30 seconds." And I ran to the baked good section and grabbed a roll. I ran back and pulled the roll apart. And I told him "if you have to throw it away, toss it on this roll." He grinned and obliged. He got rid of his scraps, I got a bodacious bacon roll.
Teamwork. That's how it's done.