On a Duraflame fireplace log: "Caution--Risk of Fire."
On a compact disc player: "Do not use the Ultradisc 2000 as a projectile in a catapult."
On a propane blowtorch: "Never use while sleeping."
On a box of rat poison: "Warning: Has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice."
On an air conditioner: "Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows."
On a vacuum cleaner: "Do not use to pick up anything that is currently burning."
On a Batman costume: "Warning: Cape does not enable user to fly."
On a bottle of hair coloring: "Do not use as an ice cream topping."
On a curling iron: "Warning: This product can burn eyes."
On a box of rat poison: "Warning: Has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice."
On an air conditioner: "Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows."
On a vacuum cleaner: "Do not use to pick up anything that is currently burning."
On a Batman costume: "Warning: Cape does not enable user to fly."
On a bottle of hair coloring: "Do not use as an ice cream topping."
On a curling iron: "Warning: This product can burn eyes."
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