All I know is what I see on the Cable News Networks

-Because President Bush gave tax incentives to all Americans, Hurricane Katrina struck New Orleans.

-New Orleans was devastated and no other city was affected by the hurricane.

- No wealthy Americans lost their homes or were otherwise affected by Hurricane Katrina.

-Mississippi is reported to have a tree blown down.

- Vice President Dick Cheney once held a position at Halliburton and received a salary; because of that, the streets of New Orleans have flooded.

- President Bush should have sent troops and supplies in June; after all he is the only person who was expected to foresee this tragedy in advance.

- Having troops and supplies in place at the epicenter of a hurricane is a good thing.

- The mayor of New Orleans and the governor of Louisiana are without fault and preformed flawlessly in this crisis.

- When the government learned that there were poor people in need, the government slowed down relief efforts.

-When you are hungry and homless after a hurricane, steal a big screen TV.

-The hurricane blew a limb off a tree in the yard of an Alabama resident.

- The New Orleans city employees were not expected to help with relief efforts.

- President Bill Clinton never would have allowed a hurricane on his watch.

-The GOP is responsible for New Orleans being built in a delta basin on silt as opposed to inland on bedrock.