As a longtime Christian Conservative I must admit we have failed. There are things we have spoken against, fought against, even rallied against. To no avail.
Therefore I hereby announce my conversion to Islam. I look forward to the day Sharia Law is put in place. Things I have fought against or for a long time will come to pass.
When the Grand Mufti is put in place we can expect the following to be outlawed or those practicing it to be put to death. I will find it hard but I will try to meet the expectations of the Mullahs that will make and execute these laws.
- Abortion - Punishable by death.
- Adultery - Stoning or beheading
- Birth Control - Yea Right
- Pre or extra Marital sex - Certain death
- Alcoholic consumption - Tongue cut out
- Cursing - see above
- Drug use - Beheading
- Feminism in any form - no drivers license for women, full burka and veil
- Free Speech in the public arena - nope
- Research on Embryos for stem cell research - Guess again
- Homosexuality - execution
- Gay Marriage - I dont think so
- Pornography - Say goodbye to those eyes as they are poked out
So, I understand the left wing nutcases wanting to see America defeated in this war for western civilization. They will find living under this new (old) law so much better. Not.
My tongue is firmly planted in cheek. But I dont think the wacko left has any clue what they believe or understand about the consequences of losing global World War III against fascist nazi Islam. They will hate Bush until the Mullah comes and locks them up. Then it will be too late.
Pity, some used to be nice people till they lost their head so to speak.
1 comment:
I suppose Muslims wouldn't let women wear tube-tops either? Didn't think so
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