Saturday, April 04, 2009

I'm going to Des Moines to marry Frank

It appears that Gay Marriage is going to be OK in IOWA. Since it's now every man does what seems right in his or her own eyes, it shouldn't be a problem for me to do this. I mean, yes I'm already married to a woman. Equal opportunity nuptuality, right? So polygamy shouldn't be an issue. And, of course the fact that Frank is a Goldfish I hope to buy in Iowa, (I'll name him Frank) and then marry him shouldn't be a problem either.

Right?

How dumb can you be and still breath.

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