Miranda Rights for Terrorists

Barack Obama’s Rules of War
Soldier to Captured Islamic Terrorist:

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Sir, You have the right to remain silent or, if you want, shout Allahu Akbar in a maniacal voice.

Anything you say will be used against the United States by left-wing radical groups and the mainstream media.

You have the right to use an ACLU attorney in bringing a frivolous lawsuit against the American government.

If you cannot afford an attorney, the American taxpayers whom you haven’t yet killed, will pay for one.

If you do not understand these rights, you will be given a chance to sue us later for your failure to do so.

Our Commander in Chief, Barack Obama, wants us to make sure you get back into the Combat Zone as soon as possible - be patient and work with us and you should be killing us or planting IED’s by tomorrow.

May we get you a cup of Hot Tea or a Koran while you wait for your release on your own ‘Recognizance’?

If you are ever in America, stop by your local ACORN office and register to vote for Barack Obama.