Tuesday, April 03, 2012

To do list:

• Wear shirt thats says "Life." Hand out lemons on street corner.
• Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow eachother other.
• Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.
• Go into a crowded elevator and say, "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here," with a straight face.
• Make vanilla pudding. Put into mayo jar. Eat in public.
• Become a teacher. Make a test where every answer is "C." Enjoy the show.
• Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yellow "It worked!" And run out cheering.
• Buy a horse, name it "Oscar Takes the Lead," enter it in horse races.
• Invite someone into your office, turn around in office chair and say, "I've been expecting you..." • Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.
• Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, "Help! I've been turned into a parrot."
• Follow joggers around in a car blasting "Eye of the Tiger" for encouragement.

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