Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Getting rid of Religious Demons

Sure fire way to rid your church of religious spirits on a Sunday morning...

Invite the men of all ages to come up front and become part of the new
"Men's Worship Dance team"

Invite all to dance ad lib and with all their hearts to a slow worship song.

Sit back and watch the demons run screaming as the congregation roars with laughter.

Repeat often for full effect.

There's just something about men dancing in church that makes God laugh and bend down to watch. Little kids , too.

It's high time to git down...and dance before the Lord like David before the Ark. (perhaps with more clothing though).

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