The liberals invested themselves in Obama. They imputed all the qualities they wanted in a president to him. Now that his is in the race who he really is and what he's really like is coming to light. Not all of it is pretty. He carries around the same clay feet all people have.
The right wing is in the same mode. The 10++ candidates all disappoint. When can we get a REAL conservative everyone asks.
So out from behind the curtain jumps FRED THOMPSON. Savior of all things conservative. Ronald Wilson Reagan Reborn. OR not.
Fred is one of those people who we conservatives impute the qualities we wish someone has. When Fred Thompson enters the race his feet will be exposed and they too will be earthen.
But, none the less there are some funny bits about Fred Thompson. In today's tribune was this column. It was drawn from this website. Good fun.
Here are just a few little-known facts about Fred Thompson:
- - Every night before going to sleep, Osama bin Laden checks under his bed for Fred Thompson.
- -Though Fred Thompson left the Senate in 2003, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) still hasn't stopped wetting his pants.
- - Fred Thompson once ended a filibuster by ripping out a senator's heart and showing it to him before he died.
- - Only two things can kill Superman: Kryptonite and Fred Thompson.
- - Fred Thompson once stood on our south border and glared at Mexico. There was no illegal immigration for a month.
- - Fred Thompson vows not only to win in Iraq but also to forcefully free Vietnam from communism, thus giving America a perfect win-loss record for wars again.
- - Fred Thompson can open clamshell packaging without the slightest trouble.
But, I want to know when a REAL conservative will run for President.
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