I Want my Nobel Peace Prize and I Want it NOW!

I have come to the conclusion that I deserve a Nobel Prize. I have done as much to promote peace in the world certainly as others who have received it in recent years (or will).

For instance,

The pinhead ex president Jimmy Carter who knows all and sees all.

The thief of the middle east, Yasser Arafat who after his death it was acknowledged that it was always about the money. He had manipulated and stolen the Palestinians blind for his personal gain. Blood money that's called. Yet HE got a peace prize.

And now Al Gore is rumored to get one soon. For what? For making a movie he starred in propagating lies and half truths in a dramatic fashion. He said,

"In the United States of America, unfortunately we still live in a bubble of unreality. And the Category 5 denial is an enormous obstacle to any discussion of solutions. Nobody is interested in solutions if they don't think there's a problem. Given that starting point, I believe it is appropriate to have an over-representation of factual presentations on how dangerous (global warming) is, as a predicate for opening up the audience to listen to what the solutions are, and how hopeful it is that we are going to solve this crisis." -- Al Gore

The film he will receive a Nobel for is so loaded with untruths that a judge in England has demanded that little kids who are about to be indoctrinated by all this be told the truth about the lies first. They are impressionable little ones. His lies are very dangerous.

Hitler lied as boldly as Gore does, where's his peace prize?

IF those three get a peace prize, WHERE'S MINE?