Jesus said “blessed are those who grieve.”
Obama is a blessing to the habitually aggrieved.
Jesus made bread and fishes to feed the masses.
Obama made lots of bread from some big fish.
With Jesus, one’s guilt will washed as white as snow.
With Obama, the white guilt will be washed with one vote.
Jesus brought hope to the blind and lame by healing them.
Barack lamely sells hope to the blindly loyal.
Jesus showed friendship with Tax Collectors.
Barack made friends by collecting taxes.
Jesus turned the other cheek to His enemies.
Barack cheekily agreed to sit down with America’s enemies.
Jesus’ arrival was proclaimed by a lone voice in the wilderness.
Obama’s arrival was proclaimed by a loud voice in the Midwest.
Many of Jesus’ followers speak in unintelligible “tongues”.
Many of Obama’s followers speak in unintelligible “tongues”.
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