Bob:
Jesus wants me to vote for Barack Hussein Obama.
How could I disobey Him?
Because Jesus controls everything, including our own history, if Obama wins it will be because Jesus wanted it that way.
Gene:
Bob,
I gave Jesus a call, He told me you got the wrong memo.
It’s Palin McCain he want’s you to vote for. Take it from me.
Just do that, you’ll be OK. Fires of Hell extinguished.
Bob:
Everyone knows Jesus text messages these days.
You just might have gotten one of the robo calls we’ve heard so much about.
But it is kinda warm here today...I better double check…
I know it's kind of silly. Fun between guys. BUT, afterwards, I thought, MAYBE Jesus would use text messages to reach someone if he wanted to. Why not?
All kinds of other subjective prophetic ways are used by Him to transmit messages to His people. Why Not texting?
So, if you get a text message and it says, "I LV U" It could just be from the John 3:16 Creator of the whole universe. Why Not?
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