1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
You may be a Muslim
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
You may be a Muslim
3. You have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
You may be a Muslim
10. Your cousin is president of the United States .
You may be a Muslim
11. You find this offensive or racist and don't forward it.
You may be a Muslim
4 comments:
The problem is that people who write this stuff are incapable of taking the gospel to the Muslim world, which means that they will either be defeated by what they fear, or take up the sword and become the same as that which they fear.
Funny stuff.
BE---I do not see any fear but only humor.
Of course if you look at Snopes.com you will see that Jeff Foxworthy never said any of this and is appalled that it keeps being attributed to him. Way to check your facts.
You might want to re-read # 6 of your core convictions.
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