Thursday, February 28, 2008

Shouldn't Al Gore Give that Darn Nobel Back

One Night long ago Al Gore ate a Domino’s Pizza with double pepperoni. I’ve done this. I get heartburn and have nightmares. Evidently so did he.

His nightmare was that we would all bake in the heat and that it was our fault. One of those little pepperonis told him to call it “GLOBAL WARMING”. Scary stuff that.

Being a liberal his first volley of blame was vaulted at America. They hate this country and it’s prosperity driven by productive conservative (and a few liberal) people. His second was government controls on the economy (run by liberals of course) and higher taxes.

His nightmare also manifested itself in a book and a power point slide show 187 people have seen to date.

For this the global world doofeses gave him a Nobel Prize. But then they will give it to anyone who is a liberal and kisses global liberal butt.

Now it turns out Gore would have been better to taken a Pepsid AC and spared the world all this torment. At the very least I think we should ask him to be the man and UPS that Nobel statue thingy back to Stockholm or wherever the liberals hang out that gave it to him. He can keep the money. He need it to pay for that big house he’s heating this winter.

I’m freezing my global pitute here in IL. Gore’s an idiot.

That’s just my humble opinion.

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