Saturday, September 05, 2009

The All Purpose Universal Political Joke

A guy goes into a bar and there is a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says "Martini." The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "168." The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini". Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini", and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 50."

Now, the punch line is up to you. I went on line and found a bunch of endings.

Who's your favorite, Beck, Limbaugh or O'Reiley?
How you feeling about your vote for Obama now?
Do you think that Kenyan Birth Certificate will ever be found?
Who's your favorite, Olberman, Maddow or Katie Couric?

Add your own PUNCH LINE here:

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