Saturday, September 05, 2009

Viva la Difference - How liberals and Conservatives approach Issues of consequence

If a conservative doesn’t like guns, they don’t buy one. If a liberal doesn’t like them, then no one should have one.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, they don’t eat meat. If a liberal is, they want to ban all meat products.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, they quietly enjoy their lifestyle. If a liberal is homosexual, they loudly demand legislated respect.

If a black man or hispanic is conservative, they see themselves as independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels. Liberals demand that all of them be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church. A liberal wants all churches to be silenced.

If a woman is a conservative, she’s usually beautiful and successful. Has anyone ever met a liberal woman who was either of those?

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