Haven't you heard? There is no unemployment. Gasoline is a buck a gallon. Crime has been eliminated nationwide. All homeless people now have homes. No one went to bed hungry. There is plenty money available for business to borrow to expand. You can get ten percent interest on your savings at the bank and if you want to borrow money it's only 3%. All wars have ended. No one hates us in the whole world. China is building plants in the USA to hire more workers. Life is GREAT.

I Can’t Take It Anymore! When Will The Government Quit Putting Out Fraudulent Employment Statistics?

www.mrconservative.comOn Friday, the entire financial world celebrated when it was announced that the unemployment rate in the United States had fallen to 8.3 percent. That is the lowest it has been since February 2009, and it came as an unexpected surprise for financial markets that are hungry for some good news.