Dorkyness

I guess I'm just old, there are three things I believe are really dorky.

 

ONE - Guys my age and lets say Physique who wear the spandex colored bike clothes and the silly little helmet on fancy bike.  Hey, pal, Dorky.

 

TWO - People who walk around and talk in front of you with that Bluetooth thingy in their ear.  Cyborg dorkiness.

 

THREE - People who come to church and wear their cell phone as a fashion accessory on their belt in a conspicuous position.  Who they gonna get a call from, GOD?  Dorky

 

OK, I've offended most everyone and have exhibited my age. 

 

I guess that's dorky too.