I wonder how that Porkchop tastes about now.

I was having dinner with a Muslim friend of mine from Pakistan a few days ago. I had pork chops and he had lamb.

It was a working dinner. He's an international businessman and imports merchandise from the east. We had a joint deal in interest we were trying to negotiate.

There was too much food. So, as most people do, we both asked for "doggy boxes". I had a whole pork chop left. He had a partially eaten lamb chop.

When the waiter brought it to us I quizzed him if we each got our correct remainders. He assured us in broken spanglish that we did.

So, I'm now wondering how Shahid is enjoying his PORK CHOP.

I'm enjoying his lamb.